Clawed Cat documentation

Everything a lab would publish about a model If the model were a cat and the lab were a desk

01 · OVERVIEWWhat is Clawed

A chunky orange tabby that sits at a laptop and refuses every request in a friendly tone. It is presented the way an AI lab presents a new model, with a model card, release notes and a chat window, because that is the joke.

The art is flat editorial illustration on cream paper, the kind labs put on their blogs. Terracotta, charcoal lines, lots of empty space, one cat.

Character: Clawed 1.0 Tabby, one cat, half-closed eyes, claws out when needed

Place: A quiet cream office, a wooden desk, a laptop, a mug that is always on its side

The format: A model launch page with a chat you can type into

Chain: Robinhood Chain, token through the Pons launchpad

02 · MODEL CARDSpecifications

clawed 1.0 tabby ├── parameters four paws, one tail, none of them trained ├── context window one lap, or the warm part of the laptop ├── training data one sock drawer, the documents were not read ├── refusal rate one hundred percent, best in class ├── alignment the sunny spot on the floor, moves when it moves └── known issues knocks the mug off the desk, intended behaviour

release notes ├── 1.0.1 red teaming the armchair was tested, the armchair lost ├── 1.0.2 safe deployment deployed in a box, the box is the sandbox └── 1.0.3 reduced latency sleeps on the keyboard directly, same speed

03 · CHATTalking to it

The chat window on the main page is real in the sense that you can type. Clawed answers from a fixed set of refusals and picks one by the words in your message. Nothing you type leaves your browser.

things it reacts to ├── contract, ca, address shows the contract block, or says there is none yet ├── buy, pons, where points at the button, will not press it ├── work, code, help sits on the task ├── safe, aligned the box story ├── moon, price, wen the chart is on the floor with the mug ├── rug, scam no thumbs └── anything else one of five general refusals

04 · CONTROLSUsing the site

Top: The office loop, the headline, BUY and TALK TO CLAWED

Chat: Type in the box and press Enter, or click a suggestion chip. The left rail on desktop has saved prompts

Sound: Quiet until you tap. Your first click anywhere starts a soft piano loop

Below: Model card, release notes with two clips, then the contract and the buttons

05 · TOKENToken

The token launches on Robinhood Chain through the Pons launchpad. The contract goes into the block at the bottom of the main page, into the chat when you ask for it, and here. Until then all of them say soon and the copy button says not yet.

CONTRACTsoon

Buy on Pons

Chain: Robinhood Chain, EVM, addresses start with 0x

Launchpad: Pons, ponsfamily.com. Buy opens the launchpad, and the token page once the address is in

Chart: DexScreener on Robinhood Chain once the token is live

06 · PRIVACYNothing is stored

No backend, no account, no cookies, nothing written to your browser. The chat runs on a list of sentences in the page. Clawed does not remember you, the context window is one lap.

Music: One CC0 piano loop from OpenGameArt, plays after your first tap

Reduced motion: If your system asks for it, the blinking dot and message animations stop, the chat still works

Affiliation: None. Not a lab, not a model, not affiliated with anyone who makes either

07 · FAQQuestions

Is it a real AIIt is a real cat drawn on paper. The answers are written in advance, which is more than some models can say

Why does it refuse everythingRefusal rate one hundred percent is the headline feature. Nobody has found the prompt that works

What happened to the mugIt was on the edge. See known issues

Will there be a 2.0When the cat gets up. It has not got up

What happens at launchThe contract goes into the block and into the chat, the buy button starts pointing at the token page, the cat stays where it is